While I can’t have you, I long for you. I am the kind of person who would miss a train or a plane to meet you for coffee. I’d take a taxi across town to see you for ten minutes. I’d wait outside all night if I thought you would open the door in the morning. If you call me and say ‘Will you…’ my answer is ‘Yes’, before your sentence is out. I spin worlds where we could be together. I dream you. For me, imagination and desire are very close. —  Jeanette Winterson  (via fawun)

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mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

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netlfix:

hash brownies will be served at my wedding

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the little 5 year old girl I babysit

  • me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
  • her: Instead of the prince?
  • me: Instead of the prince
  • her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
  • me: Yes
  • her: two princess mommies...
  • me:
  • her:
  • me:
  • her: fabulous
goodfuckingsex:

thanks for the submission, very sexy ;p

goodfuckingsex:

thanks for the submission, very sexy ;p

sleep:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

LMFAO

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